what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
(via grrrl-anachronism)169,742 notes
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
(via aster-disaster)6,169 notes
This is an opossum that managed to accidentally get itself stuck in our recycling bin and was unable to climb back out. We found him in the morning and gave him a piece of raw chicken before taking him to one of our state roads and releasing him into the woods. The last two pictures are blurry because they were taking from a distance as he went on his way.
My bb ♡
This is the cutest damn horror show geek ass animal in the world
(via cephalopodqueen)593 notes · #possum
shut the fuck up james